HEY, FATTIES!

          So, a use for fatties. Finally, huh? Anyway, it involves hooking them up to a machine that converts calories into electric energy. I’m thinking something like a pipe into their FAT GUT, that lets the stomach to the digesty crap, then absorb all of the calories in their obviously GROSS FAT PERSON food. The calories are converted into electric energy, by some scientific means. This is a win win, because fatties get to eat without consequence, and we get energy!

NOTE: This is not a serious post, I don't have the proper science to be serious about it.

I AM A COMPLETE TOOL.

RULES:
1. Put your iTunes, Windows Media Player, mp3 player, etc. on shuffle.
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS.
4. Tag 15 friends
5. Everyone tagged has to do the same thing.
6. Have Fun!

IF SOMEONE SAYS 'ARE YOU OKAY' YOU SAY?
The Hand that Feeds

HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE YOURSELF?
Bohemian Rhapsody

WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL?
Kirby’s Dreamland.

HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY?
Foreplay/Long time

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE?
Subdivisions

WHAT'S YOUR MOTTO?
Sabotage. =3

WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
Shin Onigashima.

WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
Smooth Criminal

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?
Climb up! And get the last chance!

WHAT IS 2 + 2?
Dream Chaser

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?
I’m on a Boat.

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?
Dead Line Dance, Death

WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?
Reqium

WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
Night of Nights

WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?
Rock Paper Cynic.

WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
Caramelldansen. WHAT WERE THE ODDS?

WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?
I feel Fantastic

WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST FEAR?
Stratofortress

WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?
Epilouge

WHAT DO YOU WANT RIGHT NOW?
Buta no Gohan

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?
Ragnarok.

ARRRRRG, I HATE MYSELF. FUCK RULE 4 AND 6!

I Question What Induces Zen These Days

I’ve often heard the question “What is the sound of one hand clapping?” being used to induce zen. I never really understood it, as I only begin to think what it may be. It could simply be making and then unmaking a fist, or making and then punching someone with that fist. Or, as Rock, Paper, Cynic has thrown out there, masturbation. I live in such a way that everyone is right in their own regard, but this just has me disgusted. The sound of one hand clapping must be a Sadist’s Circle Jerk.