So, a use for fatties. Finally, huh? Anyway, it involves hooking them up to a machine that converts calories into electric energy. I’m thinking something like a pipe into their FAT GUT, that lets the stomach to the digesty crap, then absorb all of the calories in their obviously GROSS FAT PERSON food. The calories are converted into electric energy, by some scientific means. This is a win win, because fatties get to eat without consequence, and we get energy!
NOTE: This is not a serious post, I don't have the proper science to be serious about it.

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